Tonya M. Fleetwood

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Speech:"Cher Horowitz Impersonation"
Year in School: College Senior
Class:Voice & Diction
Date written:Fall 2003

I impersonated Alicia Silverstone's character Cher from Clueless. Here is what I said:

Pretending to be on a cell phone talking to best friend Dionne:
Dee, did you get your report card?
I totally choked. My father is going to go ballistic on me.
Well, he gave me a C, which drags down my entire average.

Cher giving a speech about Haiti
Ok, so, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all what about the strain on our resources. But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right, I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP. So, I was, like, totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government can just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.



Go to Documents index Speech:"Cher Horowitz Impersonation" Year in School: College Senior Class:Voice & Diction Date written:Fall 2003 I impersonated Alicia Silverstone's character Cher from Clueless. Here is what I said: Pretending to be on a cell phone talking to best friend Dionne: Dee, did you get your report card? I totally choked. My father is going to go ballistic on me. Well, he gave me a C, which drags down my entire average. Cher giving a speech about Haiti Ok, so, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all what about the strain on our resources. But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right, I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP. So, I was, like, totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government can just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.